(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via laughcentre)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via laughcentre)

novium:

that lil bitch

(via enjoytheadorbz)

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas

(via laughcentre)

(Source: rapewhistled, via laughcentre)

(via tararaboombeeay)

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

(Source: ta-ble, via k-rose1)

G Ö T T E R D Ä M M E R U N G

Götterdämmerung is a German word from Norse mythology that can be translated as “twilight of the gods”.  In the religion of the Germanic Region (a.k.a. - the Vikings) gods are not immortal, unlike in Christianity or Hinduism. Götterdämmerung specifically refers to a war between good and evil.  Evil is fated to win, the whole cosmos will be destroyed, and the gods will all be gone, but most important of all…the gods know this. Yet they still continue to fight.

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This is a melancholic mix for those that know they are fighting a losing battle, yet continue to fight anyways.

Give it a listen

wabear-velvet:

kastiakbc:

My mom just called me over to the TV to show me this ADORABLE and super-well animated commercial for Oreos with a jingle sung by Owl City.

I’ve never seen a commercial so charming and fun! The song is def gonna be stuck in my head.

Also, does anybody know who animated it? It’s very good!!

I’ve had a pretty shitty day and this just lifted my spirits tenfold

(via slavetoaheartthatstrays)

sparksfly:

Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift

(via tararaboombeeay)

LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS 

• Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
• Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
• Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
• The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
• My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
• Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
• RENT: AIDS really blows.
• A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
• Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
• The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
• Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
• Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
• Wicked: If you're born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.

(Source: gay-men, via caitlunn)

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

(via lottiepots)

Things Yahoo/Staff should change 

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

(via kswhateverspace)