January 2012
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We would probably liveblog the end of the world.
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
NO NOT MY COMPUTER
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
holyy shi―
December 2011
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
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consecratio:
if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
"Quinn can always go gay.”: wakingthegoldenwood:... →
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be…
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now ...
foreversupergay:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
awkward dancing ^^^^^^
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When someone calls your favorite celebrity ugly:
thefairest-ofthemall:
shootingashley:
I’m crying. Why is this so damn funny?!
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i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head......
Only because
When you're listening to music and the song ends,...
Shit. I thought I was the only one.
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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bobbeyahkne:
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
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Getting clothes as presents:
thewisepickle:
When I was younger:
Now:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE THERE ARE JUST A LOT OF...
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