February 2012
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
frittanys:
what if sharpay and ryan evans are sam evans cousins
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breakthetaboo:
that was a really serious crash though … like, the car came at her from the side she was on and if she does survive, realistically, she’d be pretty messed up.
fuck.
sebtanahoepez:
why out of all people does quinn have to go through all of this:
gets pregnant
thrown out of her house
disowned by father
kicks off cheerios
gives up baby
trust issues
deals with love issues
meets her baby
never gets to see her baby again
gets rejected by all of her ex lovers
gets hit by a truck
I can't. That's it. I can't. I CANNOT
kswhateverspace:
YOU WANTED/NEEDED HER THERE
SHE WAS GONNA BE THERE AND SHE FUCKING LOVES YOU
SHE WAS ON HER WAY
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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Me in gym class
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School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
myheartisoutoftune:
lemon-jar:
ive fallen...
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puckermanfabray:
computersaysnooo:
CHRIST
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
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Reblog this if you now know where is this from:
imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”
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Can we get a count on everyone playing Mapcrunch...
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tuperting:
HOLY FUCK SHE REPLIED:
“The “story” you sent to me was highly inappropriate and I am shocked that a lady of your age would read such sexual “stories”. I will allow you to send me the proper homework, and I will have a talk to you next class about how ladies of your age should spend their time.
Kind regards, [teacher’s name]”
“I will have a talk to you next class about how ladies...
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saddeer:
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
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