rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

(via laughcentre)

babyferaligator:

i just pay 7 year olds to make all my text posts(help us)

(via laughcentre)

troyyy:

The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice

(via laughcentre)

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

(via tararaboombeeay)

h0sp1tal-s0cks:

catholicamputee:

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

watson-the-hobbit:

keepitlovely:

#I waited for 2000 years and you can’t be patient for 4 days?

and rory unleashes the bitch face

This is the true face of a father-in-law who is 1000% done with his son-in-law

I always forget that Rory is older than the Doctor. Compared to Rory, the Doctor is like a whiny teenager.

Whiney pre teen at the most.

(Source: keepitspooky, via laughcentre)

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

(Source: one-hamburger, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

Official Playstation Used Game Instructional Video (x)

(Source: snitskys, via marshmallowhobo)

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

(via laughcentre)

zeeday:

good to see we have our priorities in order

(via laughcentre)

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

(via enjoytheadorbz)

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

(via enjoytheadorbz)

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helioscentrifuge:

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